Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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