that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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