You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
