But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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