So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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