i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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