i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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