i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Randomize
