So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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