haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
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