If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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