so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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