if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Your tits are I can't wait for
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Randomize
