I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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