Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
He shit in the fireplace
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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