Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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