It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
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