Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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