We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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