HIV tests are more positive than that guy
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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