normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
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