Whod you bang
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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