is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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