dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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