Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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