I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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