There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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