very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I am naked and annoyed.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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