I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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