How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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