i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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