it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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