PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
how does that bad decision feel?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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