If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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