$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
