you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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