just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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