Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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