i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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