i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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