i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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