An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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