So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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