If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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