She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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