What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
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