Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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