I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
