in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
So vagazzling was a success
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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