I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
We are all done wearing pants today
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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