I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Randomize
