that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
