I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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