: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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