question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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